Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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