You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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