Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
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I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...