It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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