That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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