i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
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Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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