Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
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dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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