it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
i think i just lost a toe
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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