Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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