fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
she woke up with a sticky ear
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
