Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
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We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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