YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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