Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
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TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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