what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
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How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize