doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
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my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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