we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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