You're my little dorito
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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