I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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