Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
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We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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