We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
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She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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