I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
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Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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