I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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