First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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