We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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