"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
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Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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