His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
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Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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