lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
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if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
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Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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