Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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