Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom