you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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