I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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