He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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