I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
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The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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