accomplished twins. life is a go
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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