Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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