dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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