doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he shaved USA in his pubs
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
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I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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