Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
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chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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