Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
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Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
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