It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.