If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?