Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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