HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
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