I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
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i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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