I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
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Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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