I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
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Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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