The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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