Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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