PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
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Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
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She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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