I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
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I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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