only if we run a train.
done.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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